Mini profile
Myra, aka The Egg: short, (deceptively) sweet, looks like an attractive egg, bigass tourist with a cap, translucent skin. Relationship status: sold.
Simone, aka The Polar Bear/Mama Frocia: tall, white (very white), TOURIST (seriously, we will post photos), laughs hysterically at nothing and has a serious muesli addiction (again, we will post photos). Relationship Status: officially very heterosexual, buuuut she does unofficially like the galdem (Ella's booty in particular).
Dora, aka The Slooty Meerkat: poo coloured tan, always ill, likes to think of herself as a party animal, always wears shorts, squeaky animal noises. Relationship Status: single and ready to mingle.
Jane, aka The English Rose: typical English lass, takes an age to get ready, likes Sangria and guys named Pedro. Relationship Status: likes sultry men with Spanish accents.
Erin, aka The Koala Bear: strict trainers only policy, Rule Number One enforcer (no guys back to hostel), geography, Britney enthusiast, poserrr/geek chic. Relationship Status: frigid nun.
Ella, aka Golden Retriever: sloot, big bootay, always hungry, stroopwafel devotee, smiley and universal sleaze target. Relationship Status: in progress, attracts the creeps/vagabonds (vagabond: noun - A person who wanders from place to place without a home or job.)
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A few important notes:
- Descriptions of each group member are slightly exaggerated
- The people, places and events are all true
- This is OUR advice of what to do when travelling around Europe, we are not accountable if anything goes wrong when you organise your trip
- Our blog has been created for young travelers, particularly for those on a budget, though the tips and advice should essentially be useful for anyone
- Important/recommended places are in bold.
